c'est ca

You go out for chinese food with your friends. Friends get combo dinner for 6. You order your own food.

Result: you wake with the sweats, an extremely high fever, and a stomach trying to kill you. You are unable to go to work, friends feel fine.

Story or my life evening out last night.

My mother is listening to extremely loud Led Zeppelin in her room. I yelled to ask her to turn it down. Who, might I ask is the mother in this relationship? (Answer:my sister, who is currently sewing a quilt in the kitchen) 

I went for an interview for a Sustainable Agriculture Intern position on a farm last week and I had no idea what to wear. What do you wear to something like that?

I ended up with black pants, wool sweater vest, and my bright green rain jacket. My red rain boots seemed too casual (I have a very perceptive fashion sense obviously), so I wore my hardy winter boots instead. No regrets in the end. But I did feel doubt, when I met the person being interviewed after me, all fancy in her big girl pants and nice black flats. HOW ARE YOU GOING TO WEED THE GARDEN IN THAT BEAUTIFUL BABY BLUE CARDIGAN?! Oh well. Fingers crossed anyways:)

joshishollywood:

As I spraypaint the name of someone who I’m not 100% sure is even alive anymore across someone else’s artistic installation in a park, I can feel hundreds upon hundreds of Ugandans learning to walk. I am unchaining them. I’m setting them free. I did that. That’s me. You’re welcome. Maybe I will expel my urine on it too. For good measure. Especially if the Ugandans are also gay. I will be remembered

(Source: badcgijosh)